Chicagoist always finds the good stuff: "On Sunday morning, someone walking along North Park Avenue in Old Town noticed something suspicious. Sitting outside a trash container was a bunch of wood pieces, resembling broom sticks, taped together with electrical tape. The passerby, believing the object was a bomb, contacted the police office, who referred the incident to Bomb & Arson. The mysterious object turned out to be a discarded Second City theater prop."

Holy cow, that must have been a really EXPLOSIVE performance. Yuck yuck yuck. (Ohhh. That was bad.)