Will Bears fans be satisfied to only be able to purchase one beer at a time during football games? Hope so. That's the new rule, along with beer sales being cut off five minutes into the third quarter.

As the article hints, many fans plan ahead and get thoroughly trashed while tailgating outside the stadium before the game actually begins, so the new rule will probably affect beer vendors more than anyone else. Now, if they'd just do something about those damn foam hands salesman, who, we can all agree, constitute a real menace to society.

- Elizabeth McQuern