Sean Flannery recently announced the Chicago reception for his and long-time girlfriend Jessica's nuptuals. "This assumes I survive my bachelor party this weekend, so we'll see. I've given Jessica permission to call herself a widow if I die before the wedding. She'll then curse herself for valuing sense of humor and blue eyes too highly," he jokes. (Or does he?)

We've got the scoop on where Flannery and buds will be partying this Saturday night, and if we know their usual celebratory habits, they're going to deserve some congratulations for merely surviving this round of raucous revelling.