Shop for comedy at 7:00 at The Dollar Store at the Hideout tonight. Says Jonathan: "We have Schadenfreuder/Sirens funny lady Katie Watson, funny filmmaker Steve Delahoyde, and funny writer Patrick Somerville (author of Trouble, now in stores)." That's a lot of funny. How much to get in? Well, as it turns out, one dollar. Imagine that.

Also tonight, at 10:30, see Sandy Takes a Break at the Apollo Theater. They've also added an extra show on September 7.

Saturday at 10:30, at the Playground Theater, mention that you're a Bastion Buddy and see Robert Buscemi, Jared Logan, and Jim Fath in Don't Spit the Water for a measly $5.

Or just sit in your lonely little apartment and mourn the death of summer. It's really up to you.