"WEREWLF," Newly Released Inmates, Poorly Stenciled Garden Apts., and Other Topics Not Mentioned in Following Story about Another Weekend of Misadventures
Another ridiculous weekend is behind us here at the Bastion. What was supposed to be a weekend full of a rock and roll outdoor music festival turned into a water-soaked, grey, end-of-summer melancholy of days, all ending in incredulous hilarity.
Saturday had us early on deciding not to go down to Touch and Go for lack of a festival buddy. Instead, we called up TJ Miller to see if we could hitch a ride in the Ford Focus and catch his feature set at the Improv out in Schaumburg. Friend of the Bastion Lauren Bishop was on emcee duties (we hear she is the only female to be hired by the club thus far), and SNLer Darrell Hammond was headlining. This would be the second day of a double-show stint; the first show billed as the "dinner show" at 7 p.m. and the second beginning at 9:45 p.m., with about an hour downtime in between. The Bastion ran into Mike Holmes and had a few beers with him during Darrell's second set, where we got down to some serious discussion on the state of comedy in Chicago and the future of current collaborations.
Lauren, Darrell, and TJ 'chillaxing'.
It was a real treat for us to see our friends in front of 300+ audience members in the biggest comedy club in the country, and to be able to meet with Darrell between performances and chat a few minutes with him about the shows. Lauren told us that she, TJ, and Darrell had some really amazing conversations backstage about the business, and we're jealous we couldn't be a fly on the wall for that one.
Speaking of the business of comedy, some things were overheard in the Focus regarding the future of TJ's ever-escalating career. Certain senior partners of a certain huge entertainment talent agency have been in talks with TJ about flying out to meet with him -- flying OUT to meet with HIM. He's being a bit nonchalant about it, but still called up his friend Zegan to go over all the particulars and get his professional advice. Apparently, huge entertainment talent agency got a tip from someone who caught TJ and Prescott Tolk's Bombast show at UCBT this summer, then told aforementioned senior partners to look at TJ; in turn they requested a tape, he obliged, and they were calling the next day. Hot stuff! The Bastion wants a copy of that seller.
The night wasn't done yet, however...
After the fun in the suburbs was had, we were jonesing to get back to the city, we so said goodbye to Lauren and Mike and met up with VLR/Blerds boys CJ Sullivan and Pat Brice, along with Sports Action Teamer Emily Dorezas and Chicago comedy heavyhitter Brady Novak, for some drinks and nonsense at Raw Bar in Wrigleyville, former home of the Sunday Night Blitz. As per usual, the night went on way too late and the Bastion left in the early morning hours, thoroughly sapped but very happy.
Sunday we opted to stay in bed for a good part of the morning, what with the utterly terrible and miserable day outside and the pounding in our head. It just occurred to us that we keep writing "we" and "our". That's funny. Anyway. We bothered our good friend Miss Angel to force us to get out of the apartment and find food, which led us to the fabled Latitude, where 5DM has spent many a weekend. This, in turn, led us to begin workshopping story ideas, getting deep and thick into discussions on comedy and other forms of art, the general psyche of artists, and other topics of the like. It was at about 7:30 p.m. that we once again bothered TJ to point us in the direction of entertainment. He goaded us into visiting Fundajo for the first time, which was an otherworldly experience entirely. Room runner Almando Big opened the show and introduced host Marcus Comb to the scattered audience, breaking up the impromptu dance party we were having in our booths due to the poppin' beats being spun by DJ Trilogy. The host brought up the very white, very Northside comic David Angelo, who handled the room as best as he was capable, but it was true: no energy of this sort is typical for the Northside scene, and it was a bit rough to see a comedian and an audience being openly hostile to each other. Taking cue from a heckle, TJ came storming onto the stage and flattened everyone. He said afterward, "I have forced myself to do these rooms for so long, I know what to expect and what they want and need from me. I don't go in with material, ever. Every show is totally made up from the environment of the room." He got everyone on his side while completely annihilating a previous heckler, who got on board even with all the harassment. It was magical, truth be told.
It was after this set that we had to roll out of there. It was a great experience, and the Bastion will continue to check out the room -- being able to see 'urban' comedy a $5 taxi ride away is an opportunity not to miss.
However, as has been the case for Sundays for a very long time now, 11 p.m. was when the fun was just beginning. We hopped into a taxi (we call these stints 'chasing the comedy') and headed over to i.O. for a set by improv troupe Super Happy Fun Time. It was here we ran into Thomas Middleditch and Nick Vatterott, and new friends Seth Weitberg, Joe Canale, and Allison Bills. A reliable troupe with a rotating cast of solid players, a great little room, a free raffle (we won five passes for any i.O. show!), and super cheap beer -- perfect way to end Sunday, especially now that Overstock at Playground has been cancelled (booo).

We'll say it before you do: yeah, we mention TJ a lot. You know he's good. Why do we keep talking about him? a) he is literally every-damn-where lately, and b) he might be leaving sooner than any of us would like, so we're trying to get optimal TJ time in before that happens, as he is not only a local talent but a good friend. So there. But seriously, he IS everywhere. Read for yourself.












Comments
the royal "we" and "our."
& re: TJ...can't nobody knock the hustle.
Posted by: keith h. | September 14, 2006 11:07 AM
The host brought up the
very white, very Northside comic David Angelo, who handled the room as
best as he was capable, but it was true: no energy of this sort is
typical for the Northside scene, and it was a bit rough to see a
comedian and an audience being openly hostile to each other.
CONGRATS, BASTION, YOU JUST MADE THE PRESS KIT!
Posted by: David Angelo | September 14, 2006 3:25 PM
WOOHOO!
The Weeds write-up wasn't good enough? Video clips, man! VIDEO CLIPS!
Posted by: k-rock | September 14, 2006 4:20 PM