We're absolutely goofy here in the Bastion office with the news we heard this morning: ZACH GALIFIANAKIS will be headlining next Tuesday's People Under the Stares show at the 100-person capacity Weeds on Dayton. You might recall that BONNIE 'PRINCE' BILLY is also going to be there. Who else? Chicago's own and beloved Kumail Nanjiani and Prescott Tolk. Did the Bastion secure their press pass yet? Oh, of course not. Is the first show already sold out? Yep. There maaay be a second show added though, so we'll keep you posted.

- Kristy Mangel