Hypothetical Awards, the Outer Limits, Boobs, Unsubstantiated Death Rumors, More
CJ Sullivan wouldn't accept an award even if you did want to give him one, and he suspects that human insecurities are the very fuel of art. Recalling Sally Field's infamous Oscar winning speech ("You like me, you really like me!"), he says "It was a fantastic moment in insecurity history in the great cocoon of false support. What she really meant was: 'I hate me, I really, really hate me!!!' It is what these wonderful award shows are all about, they are integral in the perpetuation of the arts."
kevINda are coming down from their Aspen buzz by getting new boobies. Well, one of them is, anyway. Oh, and they were interviewed on Plum TV, hit the VH1 afterparty, and were mentioned in the Hollywood Reporter after their Aspen performance. We don't know what to congratulate them on first!
Allison Bills has been spending some quality time in Las Vegas but isn't fooled by the glitz: "Extravagance can be so appealing at the same time as being disgusting." But she did have fun witnessing the demolition of the Stardust, which was done in typical spectacular Vegas style. They don't just blow up buildings, they blow up buildings while setting off fireworks, and make promotional videos about it.
Let the actors end the scene! Charna Halpern's admonishment to stage crews working on improv shows: Don't cut the lights too soon. "Watch the piece, not the clock."
David Angelo has some words of advice to NASA on regaining public favor after the recent astronaut love triangle/cross-country trip in adult diapers debacle: "1) Declassify some UFO stuff. Everyone would think that to be awesome. 2) New logo. Get someone who does a lot of artwork for bad metal bands. 3) New uniforms. Something a bit more formfitting. Colors can’t hurt! 4) A new spaceship. The space shuttle was cool the way Epcot Center was once cool. 1981 called, and she wants her Rick Springfield lunchbox back."
Despite (possibly self-perpetuated) rumors to the contrary, Mike Burns is not dead. Not. Dead.
i.O.'s Rachael Mason to Mayor Daley: The Mayan Doomsday will prevent Chicago from enjoying the 2016 Olympics. Her message to Barack Obama: Love. You. Special memo to the state of Texas: Warming to you. Quickly.
