--Wanna win some awesome Aqua Teen Hunger Force swag? (And when we say awesome, we mean any combination of beach balls, koozies, stickers, posters, post cards, SOCKS, and CD samplers. Yeah, SOCKS.) Well, you can, if you send us a Photoshopped picture of yourself as your favorite ATHF character. We'll pick our favorite entry and bestow said prizes upon the winner, like copyrighted manna from heaven. This contest will end on April 13, the day that the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie opens in theaters.

--And if you're too cool to compete for a bucket o' cool prizes, at least send your girlfriend a Meatmail. Nothing melts a girl's heart faster than a greasy meatball delivering a customized message including her name and a mention of her favorite hobby.

--Tonight, the monthly Dollar Store series will say goodbye to co-host Jeremy Sosenko, who is moving away from us. They've lined up some of their all-time favorites, including writer James Kennedy, Second City TourCo member Sarah Haskins, and Neo-Futurist Diana Slickman, to bid Jeremy a fond adieu.

--Fresh off the very recent Marijuana-Logues run, Doug Benson reappears on the Lakeshore Theater stage tonight and tomorrow, along with Graham Elwood and our own TJ Miller, who's been seen out and about all over town this last week, home for a short stint from his recent pilot shoot.

- Elizabeth McQuern