Got a filthy mind? Think you can top Bob Saget's disgusting take on the classic Aristocrats joke? Big Dog Eat Child is holding a $100 Aristocrats Joke Contest at their upcoming Super Party.

If you're over 18, can tell your version of the joke in under 3.5 minutes, and can finish up with the punchline "The Aristocrats!", e-mail Pedro Castro, and then show up at the Ashbary Coffee House (8695 S. Archer Ave.) at 9:30 p.m. on July 21. Contestants will be judged by members of Big Dog Eat Child as well as the audience. You could walk away with some dough and the satisfaction of knowing you're sicker than Danny Tanner.