Is it a boy? Is it a girl? It's something else altogether -- it's a Schadenfreude baby! Introducing Miles Vincent Kaufmann, offspring of Julie and Justin, he of the respected Chicago goof troop Schadenfreude.

Did you know that new babies look like Roger from American Dad? That's what Justin says, anyway. We always thought they looked like little pink angels directly from Anne Geddes' photoshopped heaven, but he's the dad.

We look forward to the day that Miles grows up and fills his dad's loco pantalones. Congratu-baby-lations!

- Elizabeth McQuern