We got a chance to chat last week with Jeff Hansen, producer of the new production at Gorilla Tango Theatre, aptly (?) titled, "Everyone Kills". He tells us that it's going to be a "different kind" of stand-up/theater/comedy show, and knowing Jeff's previous antics throughout the last couple years, we couldn't even BEGIN to fathom what to expect from this latest offering. Whilst idly surfing Facebook the other day at work (shhhh), we stumbled upon this description of the debut 'episode', being staged tonight at 9:30 p.m.:

"Be a fan from day one, and earn bragging rights amongst all your friends who were too slow to jump on the Everyone Kills bandwagon. In this debut episode, stand-up showcase host Jeff Hansen finds himself in a predicament, he scheduled his buddy's bachelor party AND his grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary at the same time. And what's worse, both parties are supposed to take place IN THE SAME ROOM!

Also Artistic Director Jessica Taylor Bond finds a bag of money on the street, not knowing it belongs to an EVIL bank robber who is now out to get her!

And if that's not enough to hook you, The Eveyone Kills Sound Guy, Chris Rice, fell into a black hole! HOW'S HE GOING TO GET OUT!? WHOOAA wacky!

These stories, an opening act, three stand-up comedians, a drunk bouncer, AND MORE can only be found at the debut episode of Everyone Kills!"