There's a new one-time show in the works at The Playground Theater (3209 N Halsted St) Friday, December 21 at 10 PM, and host Robert Buscemi (whose show "Three Dumb Men" was called "smart" and "hilarious" by Chicagoist) is looking to book clever performers willing to spill the beans on their first and/or most hilarious sexual experience. And not just stand-ups.

Buscemi's vision: "We put up everyone who wants to go up -- improvisors, actors, stand-ups, civilians, anyone -- to tell a SHORT story about their first or a very early sexual experience. Or a funny recent one. Whatever. The point is: sex, early, funny, and true. I just think it'd be a blast and force us all to expand our range and get all hot and bothered for Christmas."

E-mail him if you'd like to tell your sordid and embarrassing tales of early gropes and bra strap fumblings. The Playground is BYOB and the cost for this show will be $3 for performers, $10 for fans.

Below - a video from "Three Dumb Men":

- Elizabeth McQuern