At 8:00 p.m. tonight at the Lakeshore Theater (3175 N. Broadway), MySpace's "Secret Stand Up" is putting Comedian of Comedy Brian Posehn in front of your face! No money need exchange hands. Simply bring in a printout of your MySpace profile, per these instructions, with one ticket available per person. The show is all ages and would be followed up nicely with a trip to Chipotle, which, unfortunately, is not giving away free MySpace burritos.