P.S. Thanks for all the concerned e-mails, but indeed, all of yesterday's post was an April Fool's spoof. Mark Geary is not being deported. TJ Miller is not going to join The View. Charna Halpern did not save iO students from the Chicago Police Department, and so on. Although we personally might hang out at Second City more if we could shoot Jäger out of the bellybutton of a hot waiter.

Carrie Callahan and Cameron Esposito are...Cunt Gun:

Ken Barnard at Blewtenanny stand up showcase March 29, 2008:

Bryan Bowden at Blewtenanny stand up showcase March 29, 2008:

Gimme a Minute 3/29/08, featuring Mike Burns, Kyle Kinane, Jen Murphy, Josh Cheney, Mike Holmes, Mike Bridenstine and Renee Gauthier:

C.J. Toledano @ Rooftop Comedy's College Competition:

Barry at the Death Star (Promotional webisode for Eden Court, a new feature film from Printer's Row Films, featuring members of comedy ensemble Schadenfreude and directed by Steve Delahoyde):

Wally and Missy Audition (ditto above):

"Zales," by Think Tank:

"Battlestar Breakup," with Megan O'Neill and Arnie Niekamp:

Joe Burton's "March Madness":